MOTHER'S DAY GIFT ADVICE
You know your Mom has everything she needs. The days of making bird houses out of popsicle sticks are over. No more ashtrays that you made in grade school that always turned out more phallic than useful. For Mother's Day, why not get your loving Mom a present that can benefit you as well? No, not a 52 inch flat screen tv, but rather a shirt that says it all. This is what I am getting my mom and I am wearing it to brunch on Sunday to show her how much I care. It's brilliant! Kind of like the gift that keeps giving. A billboard of sorts that tells the world how much you care - that you are sensitive and loving.
Not only will this Mother's Day gift make your Mom shed a tear or two, it could be beneficial to your social life as it is a perfect chic magnet that may even rival the effects of walking a puppy at the beach!
Also to note: Wear the shirt whenever you need your Mom to do something out of the ordinary for you: run an errand, lend you money, leave you alone, etc. You should also wear it when going over for dinner or dropping off your laundry.
By the way, if you think I am kidding, watch this - it is what is going through your mother's mind 90% of the time if you are single and jewish.