HOW TO ASK A WOMAN OUT (1)

Given that today is Valentine's Day, the guys at the UNP office have asked that I share some pretty useful information with them. I thought why stop with them, hence I am have decided to blog this and share my knowledge with the world. What the hell!

Many people ask me how to ask women out. Let me start by going into incredible detail and giving away all of my secrets (most of which don't work) - wait - how can I teach someone to be funny? If you don't have it, you never will and if that is the case my only and best advise is to go out and buy a puppy. Take it with you everywhere you go and the little guy should do most of the hard work for you. If that doesn't work, start collecting cats because you are destined for a life of loneliness.

Alright, here is some info I pulled off a web site for you...

If you are attracted to anyone and thinking of going for a date, then don't wait for Valentine's Day. Go out with the lady once so that you two know each other better and on Valentine's day both can have more fun as the awkwardness of the first date will be over. But how to ask for a woman out for a date? Often, one gets nervous about asking for a date but the golden rule is just be yourself. Here are some tips to remember while asking a woman for a date:

→ Try to be natural. Don't put extra pressure on yourself. Girls like men who make them laugh. So, before asking for a date, build up a good rapport with her. Get into a conversation with her but don't go overboard to impress her. Instead pay her attention and respect.

→ Don't ask directly, "Will you go out with me?" These words tend to put extra pressure on the girl. The main purpose of a date is to know each other better. So, just ask her casually if she would like to go to a movie or have coffee. Try to know her preferences earlier so that it's easy to decide where to go. (Bloggers note: don't hire a private investigator or rifle through her trash. That's going a little overboard and if you find yourself doing that or wanting to that, you should probably not ask her out. Call your Mom and ask for help.)

→ If she says no, then don't take it too personally. You have to move on. If you already have a good rapport with her, then respect her decision and keep up the friendly relation.

Well, those little gems of advise should get you no where. Get yourself online and have a friend write a dating profile for you. If you don't have any friends, just steal one that someone else wrote. While you're at it, you might as well use a photo from the Sears cataloge of a good looking, non-threatening guy. Try and pick one that resembles you slightly otherwise you may have to do some explaining. Now start looking for a date.